a. do you enjoy a good bassline rumbling through you?
b. would you find it disgusting/amusing if the guest next door in your Tokyo capsule hotel was pleasuring him/herself loudly all night long?
c. have you ever had a blonde moment?
if you have replied YES to any of the above three questions, please sign the petition to stop the introduction of noise limiters in UK clubs… it’d mean you’d be better off asking your mates to pop round yours with a ghettoblaster for a bit of merrymakin’ coz you’d hear the guys dancin’ next to you in the club rantin’ about coming up/down/their outfit/your outfit/that track/this track… to cut a long story short: bollocks…
we know it’s for our own good, but we don’t all need constant nursemaiding from the government!! there are these really cool things called earplugs and that we can choose to wear if we’re exposed to high levels of noise on a regular basis… otherwise being in a club will just feel like having a shower with Justice playing on your waterproof radio turned up to the max, i.e. disappointing, unfulfilling, unsatisfying, leave you gagging for a little bit more… ugh! not nice!
so go sign! now! and let Mr Brown exactly where he can stick his noise limiters…
on Monday, January 19th beginning at 11:00am at DuPONT CIRCLE on Conn. Ave and P Street, the SHOES FOR BUSH action will walk to the WHITE HOUSE to hurl shoes at Bush, in the spirit of Iraqi journalist/hero Mutadhar and in solidarity with the Iraqi people… they are collecting shoes to bring to the gates of The White House on Monday January 19th, Bush’s last day in office…
the visual of masses of people hurling shoes at Bush as he exits the White House will go around the globe… and the world will heave a collective sign of relief!
make history and join them for this cathartic action! if you can’t be in DC., send them your shoes!! please include a note in the shoes saying you saw th post at gothrobot.com… or make art out of your shoes and send them…
MAIL your shoes NOW to:
SHOES FOR BUSH
c/o Jamilla El-Shafei
PO BOX 462
Kennebunk, ME 04043
after the action, all shoes will be donated to the DC non-profit “Peter Bug Shoe Repair Academy… the organization works with inner city youth and teaches them shoe repair… all shoes will then be distributed to the needy…
visit WWW.SHOEBUSH.ORG or join the Facebook group below
pope benedict XVI said last monday that saving humanity from homosexual or transsexual behaviour is just as important as saving the rainforest from destruction…
he explained that defending god’s creation was not limited to saving the environment, but also about protecting man from self-destruction…
the pope was delivering his end-of-year address to senior vatican staff…
his words, later released to the media, emphasised his rejection of gender theory… he warned that gender theory blurred the distinction between male and female and could thus lead to the “self-destruction” of the human race…
we have never heard a greater amount of wank in our whole lives before… to think that this awful, awful person has the ability to influence millions of people around the world and that this is what he comes up with… it is absolutely appalling… shoving something painfully large and without lube up his holly ass would be appropriate in this case, but he may like that too much… tosser!