a. do you enjoy a good bassline rumbling through you?
b. would you find it disgusting/amusing if the guest next door in your Tokyo capsule hotel was pleasuring him/herself loudly all night long?
c. have you ever had a blonde moment?
if you have replied YES to any of the above three questions, please sign the petition to stop the introduction of noise limiters in UK clubs… it’d mean you’d be better off asking your mates to pop round yours with a ghettoblaster for a bit of merrymakin’ coz you’d hear the guys dancin’ next to you in the club rantin’ about coming up/down/their outfit/your outfit/that track/this track… to cut a long story short: bollocks…
we know it’s for our own good, but we don’t all need constant nursemaiding from the government!! there are these really cool things called earplugs and that we can choose to wear if we’re exposed to high levels of noise on a regular basis… otherwise being in a club will just feel like having a shower with Justice playing on your waterproof radio turned up to the max, i.e. disappointing, unfulfilling, unsatisfying, leave you gagging for a little bit more… ugh! not nice!
so go sign! now! and let Mr Brown exactly where he can stick his noise limiters…